2024 season preview

And it is not who you would expect. Robert, against all odds and predictions, summoned the almighty Daddy/Dice power and kicked his childless, diceless brother's ass in the week that mattered most. We should be scared as this new power is unmatched, but Robert has a chance to mess it all up now that he is drafting his own team this year. Fingers crossed. 

Tom shocked us all by selling the farm at The Farm at the last minute last year, and somehow it turned into a second place finish. He really believed in himself at all times throughout the season, which is a quality most of us lack. 

Kevin's 2023 season will mostly be remembered as the debut of weekly recaps and incredible Kevalytics. If only he spent this many hours and careful consideration on his team. Just kidding, he definitely did, taking home the bronze medal and wheelin' and dealin' for 2024 advantages. Time will tell if it pays off. 

David, oh David. The eternal sufferer and subject of many Biblical references, such as Job and Satan.  He didn't let the weekly write-ups get to him as he was hell-bent on improving his team and making deals with his frenemies.    

I just said David was the eternal sufferer but I forgot about Justin. The only member of our league without a Tori win (yes, I am giving Mike his rightful 2013 win) and with arguably the most football knowledge of us all. I don't think any of us would be upset if Justin finally takes the top prize (not). 

Mike escaped a Chuck repeat and also advanced the rights of future Chuck losers with a compelling presentation that convinced even the most vengeful of the league. Incremental progress is key, and Mike may have kicked off a new era. 

Krista had a chance at greatness this season with the 2nd highest points scored (barely behind Father Robert), but karma never forgets the BB winner of 2014 and rewarded her with being the highest scored against. 

Kenny the Kolluder had an infamous and wild ride this season, capping it off with the exclusive distinction of First to Worst and his very first Chuck. One might say he was self-sabotaging, but we'll never know for sure. All we know is, Kenny will be seeking revenge against all league members this year. Expect no mercy.